You may have seen it skewered on the Colbert Report, and for good reason. Gourmet grocer Dean and Deluca is now selling “individually carved” ice cubes called “Glace Luxury Ice.” For $75 (pause there and take it in) you get 10 cubes that “ensure flawless quality and zero-taste profile.” Um, it’s ice. Oh, and P.S.: it requires next day shipping to ensure freshness. So that’ll cost you a little extra.